Not Going Home
Two friends, one calls another
“The cab is here!”
“Why? Where are you going?”
“I’m going home. I don’t need help. The cab is for you.”
“You said we’d drink all night! “
“I’m done. I’m going home. “
“Stay, i pay for the cab. Let me speak to him!”
“No, i’m going home. I called you the cab.”
“Do I open here? Hi driver, my friend is in a wheelchair can i get him in?”
“The cab is for you. I’m going the other way. Get in the car!“
“Wooh. I’m getting a round in!”
